PatagoniA

Who needs plastic surgery when you have DUBSTEP?

I keep biting my lip where I split it a few weeks ago, after hitting a pole/beam with my face, while dancing obnoxiously to Dubstep, at a bar, in aversion of the creeper trying to get into my radius. The scar tissue is nothing but a sliver, but I kind of hope it stays. It’s entertaining and gives me an excuse to EAT MY FACE in the general public.

Also, I’m pretty sure the crack I heard upon impact was the bridge of my nose being shattered on the right side, which has led me to believe that, yes, my nose is now straighter.

I need a cig and a hug. hah